May 26th, 2009

Black horse

Dear Fashion Designers

Dear Swimsuit Fashion Designers,

I understand that halter tops are "all the rage" as far as you are concerned. As far as anyone bigger than a cup B is concerned, they are uncomfortable and cause serious long term back issues. That weight pushed against the spinal cord like that has been proven to cause migraines. All I ask for is a simple over the shoulder swimsuit that doesn't look like it was made by a 65 year old grandma. Is that really so hard?

-Me